Nothing to do with the Pajero

[tomwithannl]

Nothing to do with the Pajero (except maybe the Pampas Cat connection.)

Had to take the cat to the vets for a check up the other day so I thought I should wash her first. Bloody thing liked it so much it went to sleep in the bowl. Cats hate water....NOT!!


Tom

[Pickle]

Nothing to do with the Pajero (except maybe the Pampas Cat connection.)

Had to take the cat to the vets for a check up the other day so I thought I should wash her first. Bloody thing liked it so much it went to sleep in the bowl. Cats hate water....NOT!!


Tom

Maybe that should be Pampered Cat !
Dave

[BROOMZPAJ]

Mmmmmm ... cat soup.

Just pulling your chain ... I really do like cats as long as they're friendly, clean, healthy, neutered and living with someone else.

[AJC]

I was under the impression Pajero people were dog people and Prado drivers were cat people

PS...i know what youy did...slipped the moggie a couple of valium first!!

[tomwithannl]

Here is the story of the cat.
We got a pup when it was 8 weeks old and after a couple of weeks got another to keep it company. Thirteen years latter one (Matt) got cancer and we had to let it go and the day after that the cat turned up and started eating out of the dog bowl and sleeping with the other dog. We tried to find out where it came from but no one had seen it before.
Four years latter the other dog started to go down hill rapidly (he was a ridge back) and at 17 he was much older than they are supposed to live to.
After he went the cat was the only furry connection we had with the dogs and it is now 14 years since she first turned up and the wife thinks it is a reincarnation of Matt. It's funny how dog like it is.
I used to think there were "Dog people" and "Cat people" I think I am just an "Animal person"

Tom

[xntrek]

Cats are from Venus. They don't seem to mind warm water ... but then, just like most venutians, it's hard to work out what goes through their heads at the best of times.

I say this as one who has lived with many venutians.

[BROOMZPAJ]

Alternative Instructions for Bathing the Cat

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl...

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. At this point the cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is fine!

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'Power-Wash' and 'Rinse'.

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand well back, behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the toilet and the cat will be sparkling clean.





Yours Sincerely, The Dog

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[Sabre]

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl...

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. At this point the cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is fine!

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'Power-Wash' and 'Rinse'.

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand well back, behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the toilet and the cat will be sparkling clean.





Yours Sincerely, The Dog

.

[terryfirma]

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl...

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. At this point the cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is fine!

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'Power-Wash' and 'Rinse'.

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand well back, behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the toilet and the cat will be sparkling clean.





Yours Sincerely, The Dog

.

[Robin]

I love my pussy (Bella)
I drive a Pajero and
I vote!!!!

[tomwithannl]

I love my pussy (Bella)
I drive a Pajero and
I vote!!!!

Good to hear Robin, but it does sound a bit like a skit from "Are you being served"

Tom