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Amazingly, the "thinking man" has failed to grasp the terrifying significance of the term, "in a pickle". Every pickle you eat brings you closer to the end. Pickles are associated with all the major diseases of the body. Eating them breeds wars and communism. They can be related to most airline tragedies. Car accidents are caused by pickles. There exists a positive relationship between crime waves, and consumption of this fruit of the curcurbit family. For example:
Nearly all sick people have eaten pickles. The effects are obviously cumulative.
99.9% of all people who die from cancer have eaten pickles.
100% of all soldiers have eaten pickles.
96.8% of all communist sympathizers have eaten pickles.
99.7% of the people involved in air and auto accidents ate pickles within 14 days preceding the accident.
93.1% of juvenile deliquents come from homes where pickles are served.
Evidence points to long term effects of eating pickles:
Of all the people born in 1839, who later dined on pickles, there has been a mortality rate of 100%.
All pickle eaters born between 1908 and 1918 have wrinkled skin, have lost most of their teeth, have brittle bones, and failing eyesight.
Even more convincing is the report of a noted team of medical specialists:
rats force-fed with 20 pounds of pickles per day for 30 days developed bulging abdomens. Their appetites for wholesome food were destroyed.
Eat orchid petal soup. Practically no one has as many problems from eating orchid petal soup as they do from eating pickles.
Nearly all sick people have eaten pickles. The effects are obviously cumulative.
99.9% of all people who die from cancer have eaten pickles.
100% of all soldiers have eaten pickles.
96.8% of all communist sympathizers have eaten pickles.
99.7% of the people involved in air and auto accidents ate pickles within 14 days preceding the accident.
93.1% of juvenile deliquents come from homes where pickles are served.
Evidence points to long term effects of eating pickles:
Of all the people born in 1839, who later dined on pickles, there has been a mortality rate of 100%.
All pickle eaters born between 1908 and 1918 have wrinkled skin, have lost most of their teeth, have brittle bones, and failing eyesight.
Even more convincing is the report of a noted team of medical specialists:
rats force-fed with 20 pounds of pickles per day for 30 days developed bulging abdomens. Their appetites for wholesome food were destroyed.
Eat orchid petal soup. Practically no one has as many problems from eating orchid petal soup as they do from eating pickles.
Runner-Paj; '95 NJ SWB 2.5L TD GL J-Top, low kms Project-Paj; '92 NH SWB 3.0L V6 GLS Hardtop Triple-pack, also low kms. Donor Paj; '92 NH SWB 3.0L V6 GLS Hardtop Triple-pack, with some parts & goodies to go onto other GLS.
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